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News Blurbs
Dean Young Kills President Trachtenberg - Takes Over School
Washington, DC -- In a surprise move, orchestrated by Dean of Strategic Planning, Alfreda Robinson, Dean Young today launched a coup to take over the entire campus. Although reports are sketchy at this time, several witnesses reported seeing President Steven Joel Trachtenberg's head sitting on a spike in front of the E Building. Many have declared this a bold move for Young, who is currently consolidating his power. "Everthing is under control," Young said. "Trachtenberg's reign of terror is over. Now mine can begin." The effect of this move on GW's U.S. News and World Report Ranking are unknown at this time.Law Revue Launches Website - No One Cares
GW University -- The much loved and oft-quoted Law Revue show is in the process of launching its own website. When asked for comments, students were heard to state "Who cares?" and, "Man, they just ripped off the Onion."
Headlines
1L Confident
by Patrick Malone
Revue Gets Review’s Budget - Cast Being Upgraded
by Alan Tauber and Harry Kruglik
CDO Councilors Working at CDO
by Patrick Malone
Sherpa Guides In High Demand As Law School Remodels
by Harry Kruglik
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Director Patrick Malone
"auditions" new cast members.
Irony Alive, Well
Proffessor Friedenthal Summers in Spain
Scalia Apparently Homo
