Patrick Malone - Patrick is the director of the Law Revue Show and the Editor-in-Chief of the Law Revue Review.
Alan Tauber - Alan is Supreme Commander of Law Revue Show Allied Forces. He is also is the webmaster and designer of the Law Revue Review website. He got the job in April at the Law Revue Show elections. When the word website was mentioned, everyone immediately thought of the word "dork" and immediately thought of Alan.
Harry Kruglik - This will be Harry's third year with the show and first with the Law Revue Review (which he named). He would once again like to disavow all sheep related jokes.
Christopher C Herndon - Mr. Herndon was unavailable for comment, but has been known to cover his left eye and say "arghhh mateys".
M. R. Blenner - Skit Director - The first thing Blenner directed was a spit ball towards the back of his 2nd grade teacher's head and he hasn't looked back. He has dabbled in comedy and toyed with erotic musicals but found his artistic happy place fixing illegal street races. He uses a unique juxtaposition of moderate rage and extreme rage to motivate his actors. His next project is a lego-animation documentary about the increasing irrelevance of pagers in urban drug dealing.
Darren Michael Soto - Undergraduate: Rutgers School of Goombas and Wiseguys - Place of Origin: Doity Joise - Prior Occupation: Asexual Polygamist - Current Occupation: Wielder of the Shaft - Course of Study: Sex Law - Goal: To become a back-up dancer for Christina Aguilera or die trying - Hobbies: Jealousy, Boredom and Self-Gratification - Favorite Quote: "This junk in my trunk ain't made for chumps" - Favorite Book: "The BFG" - Favorite Color: Green
Frank Lattuca is laughing at you right now, and it is a cold cold evil laugh that would send shivers through your spine if you heard it. Frank also has a web site at http://doom2099.livejournal.com, now with an even sexier name!
